hillergoodspeed:

jewtea:

you could never understand the relationship between a girl and her pile

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

sergle:

sergle:

this tweet is making me choke to death

1. precisely
2. really really enjoying this phrasing

slushyseals:

ellieohno:

funnytwittertweets:

charlottan:

charlottan:

pasta expands and spinach shrinks. if we could have them mate we may be able to creayte a food which does not change at all when cooked

catasters:

tabiheel:

mevil:

a little obsessed with these I won’t lie

Artwork by Kristina Bustamente from 2014, she was a storyboard artist on Family Guy at the time!

donbluth: